This Dude Eric Is The Loneliest Guy On The Planet

I don’t even know what to say. That was the weirdest video I’ve ever watched. But I couldn’t take my eyes off it. My question is has Eric never heard of Tinder before? Maybe he should go that avenue because no one in their right mind could watch this video and think “that’s my soul mate.”

The Highlights:

1. “Hi I’m Eric, are you the one I’m looking for?” – Am I? I didn’t think I was but now that you ask I have no choice but to wonder.

2. “I’m a daddy” – Classic brag just to make sure you know he’s had sex.

3. “Dance with me” – No thank you, but it was lovely of you to offer.

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So beware if you’re in Australia. There’s some guy having chicks fill out lengthy applications for a chance to meet him at a reception. Credit to Eric though, he isn’t messing around. Just look at these qualifications to apply.

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He asks for four professional photos. He wants to know your major in college. What religion your parents are. If you have any dietary restrictions. Comments about past relationships. And then he asks if you have any deal breakers.

So yeah maybe this guy is a psycho. But he is a very thorough psycho. If anyone reading this is in Australia and wants to apply for a date with him:

P.S- How about that candid laughing picture. It’s like I’m looking into his soul. And it’s marvelous.

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