You remember that kid from youth basketball who nobody actually liked? He was an awful player but got a lot of playing time because he was the coach’s son. He always invited the best players to his sweet pool after the game, so they just pretended they liked him and that he was a good player.
In honor of the Oscars, I’ve created an alternate Academy Awards. A brand new award show that recognizes excellence in sports, within the categories of film. Think of it as a Dundies for pro sports. Although it won’t be hosted at Chili’s.