A Northeastern junior hopped a Comm Ave divider and plummeted into a street sign while swiping right on an attractive coed Sunday. Cole Hampton, a Natick native, was taking a joyride when he began worrying about his weekend prospects.

I may be late to the party on this one but I recently noticed that Jae Crowder tweets only in all caps. So I did a little research (scrolled back until I got bored) and I can conclude 100 % that Crowder has never tweeted in lowercase.

So by now everyone’s seen the internet sensation of “Damn Daniel,” a video that shows a strikingly handsome 14-year-old (it felt weird writing that) and his impeccable fashion sense.

A senior in the College of Communication ran into an old acquaintance at Tavern In The Square last Thursday after consuming four bud heavies and three of something he can’t remember.

A sophomore in the College of Arts & Sciences was dumbfounded last week when she was not inundated with friend requests and lunch invitations after receiving a bid to a top sorority.

Another little-know television news station mixes up logos. Carolina and Florida, both first-place teams with Panther nicknames. It’s an honest mistake really.

Now this is a guy thinking about his future. Roman Harper knows the deal. Your NFL career ends, no more checks coming in, you blow all your money on little cousin Rosita’s college tuition (she ends up dropping out).